i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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