I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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