I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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