so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
