It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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