Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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