Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
