Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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