i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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