you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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