real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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