The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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