You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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