is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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