Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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