I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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