I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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