Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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