): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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