Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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