How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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