He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He keeps bees of course he's weird
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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