In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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