and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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