Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
