My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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