I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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