Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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