Moan for me like Helen Keller
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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