Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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