The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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