Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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