On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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