It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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