their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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