is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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