real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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