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say what?
wanna hang out?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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