Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
