I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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