so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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