Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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