yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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