You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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