found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Holy shit dude........stairs
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