yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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