I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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