oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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