did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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