I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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