How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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