no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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