billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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