Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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