Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
